I'll have to think about writing a clerihew or two about posters here, but the following are a sample of other clerihews I have written:
Famed director Woody Allen
drinks his liquor by the gallon.
Hopes his jokes in folksy Yiddish
will be welcomed by the British.
Thomas Aquinas
was known for his dryness.
He learned to be moister
with nuns in the cloister.
Smiling Buddha
smells of gouda,
likes to balance balls of cheese
on his knees.
Alexander Graham Bell
spends the afterlife in Hell.
When he wants some time alone--
Watson calls him on the phone.
Antonio de Padua María Severino López de Santa Anna y Pérez de Lebrón
could barely say his name while talking on the phone.
So it's fitting indeed that the Alamo fell
before he could earn the revenge of Ma Bell.
Principal Skinner
thought Patty was thinner--
or was it the other?
He lives with his mother.
Aristotle
hit the bottle,
wrote a treatise
praising Thetis.
Bertrand Russell
pulled a muscle
writing Principia:
could he be wimpia?
Lou Costello,
what a fellow:
died to break the Abbott
habit.
Mother Superior's
nunnish inferiors
feared the old bag:
God, what a hag!
Forrest Gump
what a chump:
eating shrimp
with the gimp.
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