Here's a cute little game for those using a phone to post. On your phone keyboard, type "I was born in" and let your keyboard auto-suggest your story.

Originally from Twitter, but here you can go as long as you want.



Curiously, SwiftKey generated a different text here than on Twitter.

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Dark have been my dreams of late.

I was born in New York city and the way they do it in the way of life and death in the family of four and a good night.

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In gratitude forever … .

I was born in the same way as you said I am going to be there for you and your family

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*title copyright: Teremia

'You just said "your getting shorter": you've obviously been drinking too much ent-draught and not enough Prim's.' - Jude

Here's what google autocomplete gave me:



("I was born in french"? Well, yeah, that's probably accurate, I suppose...)

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I was born in the garden of a wedding and it was so nice and the service was excellent

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The Vinyamars on Stage! This time at Bag End

I was born in the morning and I will be there at the same time.

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"You are a liar, Saruman, and a corrupter of men's hearts."

Second try:

I was born in the United States and she said she would check and let me know if you want to go forward with the bathroom I think it would be a good idea to get away then but maybe we could try to get the best out of it.

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In gratitude forever … .

I was born to be a good friend and I had a great time with you and I hope you have a great day and I’ll let you know when I get there.

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“There, peeping among the cloud-wrack above a dark tor high up in the mountains, Sam saw a white star twinkle for a while. The beauty of it smote his heart, as he looked up out of the forsaken land, and hope returned to him. For like a shaft, clear and cold, the thought pierced him that in the end the Shadow was only a small and passing thing: there was light and high beauty for ever beyond its reach.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Return of the King

I don't think i understand how this works but it's likely because my phone is too old to do whatever it is y'all are doing so I'm just stopping by to say I really like Al's.

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I wanna love somebody but I don't know how
I wanna throw my body in the river and drown
-The Decemberists

I was born in the same day as the last one person in my head

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*title copyright: Teremia

'You just said "your getting shorter": you've obviously been drinking too much ent-draught and not enough Prim's.' - Jude

Here's another one - I tried so hard.

I tried so hard to get it for you if you are not an apple you are a FlyBaby and you are studying real well.

Note the start of the Pratchett reference.

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Dark have been my dreams of late.

what pratchett reference?

ETA:

I tried so hard not to love you but you are my best friend.

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*title copyright: Teremia

'You just said "your getting shorter": you've obviously been drinking too much ent-draught and not enough Prim's.' - Jude

I tried so hard to get a good picture of the other ones.

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"You are a liar, Saruman, and a corrupter of men's hearts."

Awwww, yours is so sweet.

"If you are not an apple you are a banana" was Vimes' response to being told "if you are not with us, you are against us."

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Dark have been my dreams of late.

I’d forgotten that. What brilliance.

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*title copyright: Teremia

'You just said "your getting shorter": you've obviously been drinking too much ent-draught and not enough Prim's.' - Jude

I was born by the river in a little tent.

(I so wish this was true!)

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Mornings wouldn't suck so badly if they came later in the day.

I tried so hard and got so far.

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Mornings wouldn't suck so badly if they came later in the day.

Here's another one. Auto-complete "The new year will bring"


The new year will bring you to the next level of the year and the other on fire.

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Dark have been my dreams of late.

The new year will bring it to you tomorrow morning.

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"You are a liar, Saruman, and a corrupter of men's hearts."

The new year will bring a djembe for you tonight or tomorrow morning and we will need you to be done by Wednesday and we aren't sure we can get it done by tomorrow.

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In gratitude forever … .