LotR: What do you dislike about the Books?

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My love affair with LOTR does tend to wax and wane. There are points in my life when I could use lines such as "if by my life or death I can save you I will" (book and movie line by the way!)

At other times "I am Aragorn son of Arathorn heir of Elendil yada yada yada....." makes the modern gal in me cringe. I guess there is a limit on my Victoriana-o-meter. :P


Primula_Baggins wrote: LotR has mystery. There are things we aren't told. There are things we see hints of, but no more. There are inconsistencies as maddening as any in real life. The borders are hazy and you can see things moving in the distance, but you can't make them out. Even the ending, the ultimate fates of all the main characters, is cloaked in "It is said."

You could live there for a lifetime and not explore a fraction of it.
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KS, you've put your finger on the underlying reason why the flower stuff and the stiff end of the poetry get to me...the uber-Victorian sensibility they both convey. Quite a bit of the Sil suffers from it too, but not the best parts...the Nin i Hin Húrin of course pops to mind.

When JRRT pushes THROUGH the tea party stuff into the genuinely medieval or the nakedly fantastic, he's at his best.
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One thing that's amazed me for a while is...I got on TORC about a year before the movie came out. During that time I think every single aspect of book-to-movie translation was discussed, virtually every change, omission, or addition. But I don't think that once - not once! - did I ever hear anybody mention the Ghân-buri-Ghân omission. It's almost as if people pretend they don't exist. I wonder why? My theory: they're pretty lame.
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I'm sure Ghân-buri-Ghân has fans!

But perhaps they communicate largely in grunts and gestures, which are not well adapted to messageboards.
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Your right, I haven't heard anyone mention the Ghân-buri-Ghân ommision. I like Ghân-buri-Ghân, I guess I just never realized he was omitted...
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That alone should tell you something. :D
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And it's not like they're some tiny blurb. They take up a decent size chunk of a chapter or two. Certainly they take up more space then Arwen!
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I guess it is because the story can pretty much go pretty smoothly with or without him.
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I like the Woses (Ghân-buri-Ghân is, of course, an individual character, The headman of the Woses of Drúadan Forest at the time of the War of the Ring, not the name of the Woses in general) in the book.

They would have been disastrous to include in the film.
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Yes they would have V but the point is no one really noticed they were gone!!
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Yes but they aren't as pretty!

Think on how PJ might have portrayed Ghân-buri-Ghân ... and be grateful for the omission.

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Ever mindful of the maxim that brevity is the soul of wit, axordil sums up the Sil:


"Too many Fingolfins, not enough Sams."

Yes.
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superwizard wrote:I guess it is because the story can pretty much go pretty smoothly with or without him.
Which is likely why I find them :ysleepy: in the book.
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superwizard wrote:Yes they would have V but the point is no one really noticed they were gone!!
Sure we did. In m00bies we talked about everything. We discussed Ghân when this horrible thing came out:

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Why did they make him look like that????? That's awful
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sw, as my old mentor, Babatunde Olatunji once said, "some questions should never be asked, and would be useless, if known."
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Eeeeps. Looks like . . . . . Billy Idol!!!! Mygawd.

No.

Wait.

It just struck me, and this is not a joke: he looks like the young Darth Vader,whatshisname, Hayden Christensen? (Not sure of the spelling.) Yes, he looks just like that, when he started practicing his glowering and frowning.

I didn't miss Ghân-buri-Ghân at all, come to think of it. Never noticed until just this minute. Yet he's in one of my fanfics.

*sigh*

Yes, 'tis best he was left out.
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Good point V, very good point
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For V and Jude (and any other interested others): http://www.thehalloffire.net/forum/view ... 5521#25521
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Thanks, Eru, I saw that. :) I plan to check it out later when I go home and can download the program.
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Would you know it? This thread is supposed to be about what we don't like about the books and we're all going on and on about what we do like! :rofl:

Athrabeth wrote:I just :love: alliterative verse.
Me, too! :)
Alatar wrote: As for Bill Nighy's delivery of "Gil-Galad was an Elven King".... sw00000n.
I agree. Bill Nighy is an awesome Samwise (the Strong ;) ), and his singing on Weathertop is particularly great.

truehobbit wrote:As to "silly", I think Tom's "silliness" isn't silly at all - it just appears silly to us who consider ourselves accomplished and worldly-wise and all that.
It's like it says about Tom's unintellegible sing-song, which in fact are words from an ancient language, "whose words were mainly those of wonder and surprise" - one of my favourite lines in the book - I think Tom isn't silly, he's just uncorrupted, and as such must appear silly to us.
At last someone who understands! I've always said that Hobby is wise beyond her years. :bow:
yovargas wrote: But I don't think that once - not once! - did I ever hear anybody mention the Ghân-buri-Ghân omission.
Sure, I noticed it. Poor GBG always gets left out of dramatizations, just like a certain inhabitant of the Old Forest. But then I'm particuarly sensitive to such things. :whistle:
vison wrote:Eeeeps. Looks like . . . . . Billy Idol!!!! Mygawd.
Thanks, vison. Now I have "White Wedding" going through my head. :roll:

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